Just look at them!

So fancy. So sleek. That headband! That necklace! That vest/collar combo!
Also, Teri, I think you will find that many kids call a lot of women in their lives “aunt,” not just their mother’s sister, their father’s sister, or their uncle’s wife.
What if his aunt is one of Ted’s dad’s “special lady friends” because Ted’s parents divorced when he was a little boy in the 50s?