Where are you off to, Supergirl?

I bet she flew over that familiar city when she was looking for Comet, but who knows.

Maybe it was just one of those times she was flying around for fun, racing butterflies. Or maybe it’s after a pass over the cornfields. She certainly does fly a lot.

Supergirl, put that car down!

I think you’re going to need to go a little farther than that car.

But did you really need to lift up a moving vehicle as part of this test? That seems pretty rude.

And come on! You have this plethora of science characters and you pick Supergirl to illustrate “experiment”? You couldn’t just use the Atom doing something that isn’t being terrorized by little girls?

(Supergirl Costume Tally: 10! This might actually be the first time we’ve seen the blue top/red skirt and boots combo!)

Hey there, cowboy — lookin’ for a good time?

Come on. That is totally what she is saying. Look at her. JUST LOOK AT HER.

Nope, I don’t think Supergirl has ever been afraid of anything. Especially not that rat, and definitely not whoever has apparently captured her in this barren warehouse.

I’m voting King Creepy McCreeperson.

Plus the mystery of my icon is solved! This might be my favorite ridiculous illustration in this book. (That might be a lie, but it is definitely in the top ten.)

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Supergirl, quit being so mean to Comet.

Man, no wonder Comet bit Supergirl. Forcing your not-really-a-horse super horse through its paces in a dressage show. Tying ribbons in his hair. Not letting him leave. That’s not very nice, Supergirl.

What is with the Super Family and their issues with sentient life, anyway? I mean, there’s Superbaby and that…gorilla thing. There’s Lois with that box on her head (But that might be all Lois. We can’t be sure.). And just constantly Supergirl and her constant abuse of Comet.

Just because you’re Kryptonian doesn’t make you better than everyone else, guys. JEEZ.

I think we all know who Jimmy’s going to call.

Superman or Supergirl?

The choice is obvious.

Superman.

This is Jimmy Olsen we’re talking about here. Give us a little credit, Super Dictionary.

That seems a little rude, King Creepy.

Calling that guy “heavy” is just uncalled for. And probably inaccurate. Plus Supergirl’s judgement of what is and isn’t heavy is totally different from ours.

And this is why it’s not brave when you fly around saving people, Kara. Because there’s no difference between flying around aimlessly and carrying fashion-impaired men over your shoulder.

But more seriously:

What is that guy wearing? Checks and stripes? All flesh tone? Such a no-no.

(Supergirl Costume Tally: An unheard of 9! Those thigh high boots have never shown up before!)

Wonder Girl is playing “take over the earth” with her dolls.

She just knocked out Supergirl.

I’m really surprised that Hippolyta let Diana have dolls of men.

I’m more surprised that she somehow has dolls of people who aren’t even heroes yet.

I’m most surprised that the Atom isn’t featured in this collection of dolls. After all, he’s been doll sized twice now!

Hmm…maybe The Super Dictionary should have specified that a “doll” is a toy that resembles a human. Because just calling it a “toy” puts it in the running to be a synonym for a toy truck. And that’s awkward.

(Supergirl Costume Tally: 8! Finally! But only because of what must be a coloring error because otherwise, Supergirl, when did you think spray-tanning your legs would be a good idea. Oh, and her shirt sleeves are shorter and she seems to be missing the deep V-neck of her 1970s costume.)

Golden Age Supergirl! We haven’t seen you in ages.

Seriously, it’s been ages! Not since back in the letter B!

That kid looks terrified, and with good reason! He’s totally just going to bed and Supergirl shows up and is like, “Hey, I’m going to spy on you whether you like it or not.”

You need to learn to respect people’s privacy, Kara. It’s an important part of being a superhero.

No one appreciates you, Kara, it’s true.

Kara, you look so pissed off. I thought you loved helping people, and here you are, laying on the beach, confessing to Clark how much you hate all this altruism.

Meanwhile, Clark is just laying there thinking “Oh my god, her head is HUGE. And when will she shut up. I am here to sunbathe my head and hands, not listen to Kara bitch bitch bitch.”

The last daughter of Krypton!

(Aw now I made myself sad.)

Well. Yeah they can. If they’re Kryptonians on Earth. It’s just that there aren’t any more Kryptonians (in pre-CoIE DCU).

And I bet Supergirl has to take out the trash and do other chores just like a million other daughters, so yeah, they can do the things Supergirl can do! Like going to the library, or taking care of a horse.