A Daily Dose of the 1970s in Action
"I came for the cakes. I stayed for the comments." – An Official Review from “Anonymous”
Good thing this planet apparently has a breathable atmosphere
Otherwise Jonna might’ve been a little screwed, going around without her bubble helmet.
I…guess that’s an accurate definition for “explore.” I can’t think of anything else for a simple definition, but it still feels a bit flat.
On a different note, Jonna certainly doesn’t look like she’s exploring. It looks like she’s just standing 50 yards from her space ship posing for a camera. And I don’t think that really makes her much of an explorer.
Jonna, no one wants to hear your stories.
That just sounds like bragging, Jonna. Telling everybody about your rocket trip seems excessive. Plus doesn’t everyone you know take rocket trips all the time?
I bet you drank it absentmindedly, Jonna.
Maybe it EVAPORATED!
I wonder what Jonna was going to empty that glass into. Maybe she was going to water her bud with it.
I’m a driver!
First we learn that captains are only in charge of spaceships, and now “driver” is a spaceship specific word too!
I thought you “piloted” a spaceship, though. I guess you learn something new every day!
I’ll keep that in mind next time I’m on board a flight to the moon.
Shake your body down to the ground!
I’m surprised she doesn’t just use that handy jetpack of hers to get down from her spaceship.
But that’s just me.
Jonna Crisp: Air Controller?
Jonna, you need to make up your mind. Are you a space cop? Are you a diplomat? Are you an evangelical Christian using unnecessary means to get to church? Are you a traffic police-woman who likes to pretend she’s a space cop?
These are all crucial identity questions that I think need some answers.
Also, this particular job seems pretty redundant, because surely a spaceship has tools on-board to tell them how to land.
You’ll get everyone killed, Jonna!
Why do you need to daydream while piloting your rocket through space? Surely you need to pay attention to piloting your rocket through space? What’s so bad about thinking about traveling to another world?
I wonder what she daydreamed about.
Going to church, probably.
That doesn’t look like an “X” to me…
In fact, that looks a lot like the cross of the Christian church. You’re not very good at drawing X’s on your ship, Jonna.
And I’d say that it’s not just some of your enemies who are “cross” with you, Jonna. It’s probably all of them. That’s part of what makes them enemies.
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And so, with that rousing and meandering definition of the word “cross” we conclude today’s page of The Super Dictionary! Come back tomorrow for more space adventures!
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1, 2, skip a few, 99, 100!
You know who’d be really good at helping you count, Jonna?
Together they would be a space-lady-counting machine!
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While Jonna attempts the impossible of counting all the stars, with or without the help of Shiera and SR-12, we conclude today’s page of The Super Dictionary! Come back tomorrow for more exciting adventures!
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Who is this mysterious blonde?!
You know what would help your mysterious friend find your cottage, mysterious blonde? Giving a better description than “by the lake.”
But who is this mysterious blonde anyway? Black Canary? Supergirl? Jonna?!
We’ll never know.
