Whoa, there, Super Dictionary. Getting interactive, are we? I’m not sure what I think of that.
However, I can’t argue with your statement that Superman’s boots are red. Because they certainly are.
A Daily Dose of the 1970s in Action
"I came for the cakes. I stayed for the comments." – An Official Review from “Anonymous”
Superbaby, you are always dressed for the occasion.
I can’t fault your definition. But there’s something else bothering me.
On the one hand, at least The Super Dictionary isn’t encouraging children to jump out of trees. On the other, it’s still kind of making it sound like it’s not all that bad to fall out of a tree.
Sometimes I wonder about how much you like children, Super Dictionary.
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
FACT: The Super Dictionary is ridiculous.
Sunday, December 9, 2012
Best disguise ever.
Why is it that Clark is the only character in The Super Dictionary who gets to have his secret identity acknowledged in the least?
On the other hand, this might be the most sensible use of a character matched up with a definition in this entire book. Unfortunately you ruined it by pointing out that Clark doesn’t actually need glasses.
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Thus concludes the letter “E”. Next up, and eclectic collection of words beginning with the letter “F”! Who knows what frivolous fantasies will be provided to us by The Super Dictionary!
Check out under the cut for today’s unchopped page!
Saturday, October 6, 2012
I guess Krypto hasn’t crash landed yet.
And then he scared the crap out of that lady by flying over to her puppy. Not to mention just generally being scary with those ridiculously defined six-year-old pecs.
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
No kidding!
I…guess that’s all true. For Superman. (Also: pfffft “bad things.” Bahahahaha.)
But I mean, some people have enemies who are not bad people. They just personally do not get along.
But there’s no room for that kind of gray area in Superman’s world of black and white.
Saturday, August 18, 2012
I think we all know who Jimmy’s going to call.
Superman or Supergirl?
The choice is obvious.
Superman.
This is Jimmy Olsen we’re talking about here. Give us a little credit, Super Dictionary.
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Dear lord, my EYES.
Aaaaagh Super Dictionary is this really necessary? Who needs a gratuitous shot of Clark’s crotch?
Not this girl.
Or at the very least not this girl when it’s so distinctly unflattering and nonsensical. Who flies like that?
Nobody.
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Lex just can’t wait to find Superman!
Why do you want to find him, Lex?
Is it to show off your sweet gyropter?
Did you want to share a cake with him?
Maybe so you can comb his luxuriant locks?
Or did you just want to bug him so much he turns this car around?
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Lois Lane: Carpenter?
Am I missing something here, or did Lois suddenly become a carpenter? Do journalists do drills? Have drills? I don’t understand.
Also why would Lois use a drill to make a hole in the wall? Isn’t that what Superman’s for? I mean, I guess Dark Age Lois would be all over that, but I bet you a dollar that that’s what Silver Age Lois was calling Superman for. To burn a hole in her wall with his laser vision.
Monday, July 23, 2012
More mysteries!
Uh oh, I hope that water from the stream was clean!
It might’ve been Lois or Clark. Let’s hope it wasn’t Wilson from when he was doing his river pollution piece.
