A Daily Dose of the 1970s in Action
"I came for the cakes. I stayed for the comments." – An Official Review from “Anonymous”
I wonder who wrote their training regime…
I didn’t realize nets were so bouncy. I guess that shows what I know about exercise!
Also that’s a pretty impressive take-off from landing headfirst into that dive. And extra impressive that Hawkman somehow took off before Hawkgirl.
What are those — 30, 40 foot ceilings?
How high are the ceilings in that room that you’re that high above those guys getting into an elevator?
But I can’t argue with that you two are faster than an elevator, though. I’m not really sure that those crooks really thought that through when they tumbled in there.
Poor elevator operator, though.
More Thanagarian math!
Well they do say that the Egyptians really got us started on that whole “math” thing, and they also say that Hawkman and Hawkgirl are the Thanagarian reincarnations of Thanagarians who got stranded in ancient Egypt. So that’ll do.
I’m glad this isn’t about “dividing” their possessions. I’m getting a little worried about the stability of the Hawk marriage.
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And so ends another page of The Super Dictionary. Come back tomorrow for more adventures!
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Attention children: Disappointment is bad. Disappointment is wrong. DO NOT DISAPPOINT.
They’re so tiny that I can’t tell who is who, but I’m just going to assume that Hawkman is accusing Hawkgirl of disappointing him in the future.
Maybe that’s why she was so worried about those mountains looking different on the map. She was worried the map’s inaccuracies would be interpreted as her personal mistakes. It also explains why she was so worried about which corner to meet him at.
Even the slightest mistake will mean she’s disappointing Carter.
D’aw.
This is pretty cute. And pretty accurate. Sort of. He does fail to mention that she’s his wife in his bio. And then there’s that time that he might just be using her as a Thanagarian shield. And then that other time when he might have been hoping she’d fly into a window like a dumb bird.
This illustration really shows how much more doofy Carter’s helmet is than Shiera’s.
Curiouser and curiouser!
Don’t worry, Hawkman, it’s probably just Lois hiding some vegetables or people in your cellar for winter storage.
So many choices! So my possibilities!
Judging from the fact that this crossroads is both empty and tiny, something tells me you won’t have any trouble spotting Hawkman. Even if you’re on completely the wrong side of the road.
Where is this anyway? Some weird alien planet of tiny people who pave their roads in Pepto-bismol?
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While Hawkgirl waits anxiously to see if she’s waiting on the correct corner, we conclude today’s page of The Super Dictionary! Come back tomorrow and we’ll see if The Super Dictionary continues to struggle with basic concepts of biology and perspective! (It will.)
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Well you know how birds are…
How long was Hawkman staring at that window before he noticed his wife was outside?
Was this some kind of test because yesterday the window was so filthy he couldn’t see through it?
Is it now so clear that Hawkgirl thinks it’s open and is seconds away from just smashing into the glass?
We’ll never know!
The Super Dictionary presents a Super Wedding!
Couldn’t she wear white and wings?
Did she just get married as Hawkgirl? Because last I checked, Shiera and Carter have a pretty normal married life. I don’t really understand why they bothered providing us with secret identity names since this book seems to run on the assumption that everyone is always super and never normal.
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Side note: Aaaah, it’s good to be back. :D
