A Daily Dose of the 1970s in Action
"I came for the cakes. I stayed for the comments." – An Official Review from “Anonymous”
But mostly it’s just awkward looking. You either break the panel borders or you don’t.
Careful Conjura! It’s probably full of bees. Or magic. Or magic bees!
That sounds like Jonna can only buy food on Earth. That’s not very practical for her, since she’s supposed to be a space explorer. She can’t come back to Earth on a weekly basis for her food shopping.
Think about the rocket fuel she’s wasting! The price has got to be astronomical.
(…Yes. Yes that was entirely necessary.)
“Thing?” Just a “thing?”
Nevermind that buttons often have holes all the way through, and that the only type of button that doesn’t have holes all the way through are shank buttons (I’m kind of craftsy and I know these things — so sue me).
Maybe you could go so far as to venture “a small, round, flat disc with holes.” Or some other descriptor than “thing.”
Then again, this is the last page of the letter B. Something tells me the writers were getting a little antsy to move on to C.
But let’s just blame this shameful definition of “button” on King Creepy McCreeperson.
Unless that butterfly is somehow also Kryptonian, as its color scheme implies, I’m pretty sure that it’s just common knowledge that you can fly faster than a butterfly.
They’re not exactly speed demons.
I’m kind of surprised that we don’t just have Atom riding that butterfly. Just for the hell of it.
(Supergirl Costume Tally: Holding at five! For now.)
That’s speciesist, Super Dictionary! You can get butter from any mammal!
It’s just that cow butter is the most common butter.
But that’s still a little strange, since SR-12 isn’t from our planet. So while she could have animals to get butter from on her planet, it is highly unlikely that it would be from a cow.
Sadly this is neither a mark in favor nor against SR-12 being a robot or android. We need more evidence!
Damn straight no more butlers are needed there. Alfred is magic. The end.
That’s a lie, Robin. Joker scares you plenty. And don’t wait on Batman coming in to save you. He’s busy fighting bad men.
What’s in that bag, anyway, Joker? Is it that money you stole from yourself? In which case, Robin, why are you sneaking around in the dark in Joker’s lair? Because that doesn’t seem very smart.
(For a second I thought that door was totally spattered with blood, but it’s just some magenta colored Joker symbol.)
And on that lovely Batman related note, we conclude today’s page of The Super Dictionary!
Come back tomorrow for more adventures with our favorite heroes!
Check out under the cut for today’s unchopped page!
Hear that, Robin? Batman is just busy!
You can’t blame him for doing his job instead of loving you, can you?
(Oh wait, you totally can. It’s okay, Dick. We’re here for you.)
I’m going to interpret the word “business” as “prostitution ring,” because otherwise this definition isn’t funny or inaccurate.