A Daily Dose of the 1970s in Action
"I came for the cakes. I stayed for the comments." – An Official Review from “Anonymous”
Supergirl is terrible at answering questions.
Well how can I be brave, Supergirl? I made a question at you, and I need an answer! I need you to talk back to me!
And even I know how you fly, Supergirl. It’s called the yellow sun. Duh.
“As” I read this, I wondered why I should care.
While I read this, I wondered why I should care.
If Comet’s just “the horse,” then why isn’t Krypto just “the dog?”
Maybe Krypto wasn’t waiting for you, Comet. Maybe Krypto was waiting for his lovely lady dog friend.
This word is very important to the youth of America.
Holy cats! Sentient arrows? That’s pretty impressive!
What kind of crazy tricks?
Putting salt in the sugar bowl and sugar in the salt shaker? Hiding the mail? Putting buckets of water on doors?
Anyway, let’s get back to the importance of the word “arrow”, in words straight from the back cover!:
Who decided that? Probably just propagan —
Hm.
Oooh, I kinda like how Selina’s shadow actually looks like a cat.
No you didn’t, Batman. Because she’s already stolen stuff.
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And with that spectacular failure on Batman’s part, we end today’s edition of The Super Dictionary!
Check out under the cut for today’s entire page!
Robin continues to vie for Batman’s affections
Batman’s blowing you off, Robin.
You just need to learn that he’ll never really love you.
This really is a theme.
I don’t know why they gave Conjura Zatanna’s powers
Especially when they keep focusing on her time travel abilities.
That might be the laziest defintion ever. They could use “*blank* read about a *blank*.” for every definition.
Maybe she was doing research so that she could figure out which army she could blend in with.
That is just too many words.
You can do it, Wonder Woman! You can lift that chair by its arm with your arm! With the part of your body with a hand attached to the end!
I don’t know what a hand is, but I’m sure we’ll learn somewhere in the H’s.
Aquaman once again shows how useful he really is!
By just…takin’ a swim in a river. No real reason. Just swimming.
(For the non-Americans who didn’t know, “Arkansas” is pronounced “Arkansaw.” I know, it’s weird. I didn’t say it made sense. I just know someone who did think it was pronounced the way it was spelled. Because why would they think otherwise.)
You know where else is sandy and hot?
Like, most of the American southwest. Also most deserts you can think of.
Those are some spiffy cowboy boots, Jimmy. And is that…a bolo tie?
Oh. No, just a kerchief.
You’d think thatThe Super Dictionarywould mention that Arizona has the Grand Canyon, and that is probably where Jimmy is sitting, but we all know howThe Super Dictionaryfeels about clarifying.
It doesn’t believe in it.
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And so, yet another off-set color page of The Super Dictionary passes us by, but don’t worry, because there’ll be another one tomorrow!
Check out under the cut for today’s whole page!
I know who SR-12 should ask for help!
Hawkgirl has already proven that she has a mastery of addition, she’d be a perfect study buddy!
I’m a little worried that SR-12 is only just getting around to that now, though. You’d think flying through space as a hero would require basic math skills from the get-go.
