I love baby cows!
They’re so delicious! (Nah, I don’t actually like veal. Lamb on the other hand…)
Speaking in the “royal we,” eh King Creepy McCreeperson? How appropriate!
Were the other calves buffalo, elephant, and dolphins? Because I really hope they were.
(There’s nothing technically wrong with this definition, but that’s not the point of this blog, now is it?)